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How bad must have production have been to create this. The Story revolves around a biker who returns from the Vietnam war and reunites with his family, until some rival biker gang kills his brother and shoots and leaves the protagonist for dead, but told in the most broken way you could imagine, the opening shows random moments that will happen later in the game, including the death of 1 of the guys you're after and the only reason this story continues is because the protagonist survived being shot, but only got chased by them because their uncle didn't tell his brother not to wear his biker jacket, which they only saw because the brother didn't go into the burger joint with the protagonist. which they only ended up at because the brother got angry and stormed out their house after the protagonist didn't defend him even though he DID defend him. The Characters aren't fleshed out in any way of thought, it feels like they were written in the story, but the writers don't know what developing characters means. The Voice acting is also terrible none of the performances are ones to tell their parents about. The World is linear except for a small hub world where you can customize your bike and sell drugs, the best things in this game are optional. The Graphics are awful, models look rough and like they were made on a time limit done on a stopwatch, driving on your bike is flimsy, you can't drive backwards or turn around and if you hit something that causes that or stops your bike, you will fade back some distance to try again, unless you fade into a dead end, then your screwed, or if you hit a truck when grinding under it, which could happen because the grind is delayed and if you fail too many times you will fly off to the side and explode, THATS THE DUMBEST FAIL MECHANIC I'VE EVER SEEN, especially considering you could hit the fence earlier and be fine when any other vehicle would explode immediately, or even if they are knocked back by a truck as well. The combat is basically 1 shot to the head or too many shots, kicks or punches to the chest, and it's really repetitive when there's nothing good about it. The Missions range from good idea crafted as bad as possible to makes no sense, like getting past an electric fence by murdering innocent people well blowing up a power station and the light on the porch is still working! and can have girls you can hump immediately after saving them from being sexual assaulted. Sounds are basic, limited and can get annoying and Music during driving is repeated, so is the music during fights, sex scenes. Ride to hell lives up to its title and now I'm glad I'm done with it, so that I can get a return ride OUT of hell.

Reviewed on Oct 07, 2022


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