This game is currently in the Humble Choice for January 2022. If you are interested in the game and it's before February 1st, 2022, consider picking up the game as part of the current monthly bundle.
90 minutes of asking. Where’s the farming?
I’m sure Farmer’s Dynasty has some interesting farming gameplay, but the first hour and a half of this game involved walking through a slow tutorial with awful stock animations and then trying to fix up my house on a quest system. However, with one indicator in the center of the entire area, there was no clue what still had to be fixed up or where I had to go. Well, I could use my super sense to tell me what was broken, but that’s only if it’s visible.
I kept finding little pieces, but with poor UI, poor information, and awful gameplay, I became rather annoyed by this game. What should be a ten-minute task dragged on so long I had to overplay the game and hope I could find the next scene, and even then I had to use a guide because it was a bit obtuse, and yet it still wasn’t done. If this is how the game starts, I can only imagine what hell waits if players continue playing. I’ll admit, I didn’t see much beyond the repairs that took entirely too long, but that’s giving this game 50 percent longer than almost every other game I’ve reviewed over the last year. I gave this game a shot.
Pick this up if you want a bad simulator? I mean listen, I heard about this bundle, I was excited because I wanted to play a farming game, and Humble provided. However, the section I played was like a really bad version of House Flipper, and now that I’m done playing I’m pricing out what I could get Farming Simulator for. This game made me want to buy another game, rather than continue to play what’s on my hard drive. I wish I could enjoy this one.
And before someone says “It’s a life simulator” then I’d probably just play My Time At Portia or Stardew Valley instead. And similarly forcing the player to spend so long repairing the farm was a poor use of my time.
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90 minutes of asking. Where’s the farming?
I’m sure Farmer’s Dynasty has some interesting farming gameplay, but the first hour and a half of this game involved walking through a slow tutorial with awful stock animations and then trying to fix up my house on a quest system. However, with one indicator in the center of the entire area, there was no clue what still had to be fixed up or where I had to go. Well, I could use my super sense to tell me what was broken, but that’s only if it’s visible.
I kept finding little pieces, but with poor UI, poor information, and awful gameplay, I became rather annoyed by this game. What should be a ten-minute task dragged on so long I had to overplay the game and hope I could find the next scene, and even then I had to use a guide because it was a bit obtuse, and yet it still wasn’t done. If this is how the game starts, I can only imagine what hell waits if players continue playing. I’ll admit, I didn’t see much beyond the repairs that took entirely too long, but that’s giving this game 50 percent longer than almost every other game I’ve reviewed over the last year. I gave this game a shot.
Pick this up if you want a bad simulator? I mean listen, I heard about this bundle, I was excited because I wanted to play a farming game, and Humble provided. However, the section I played was like a really bad version of House Flipper, and now that I’m done playing I’m pricing out what I could get Farming Simulator for. This game made me want to buy another game, rather than continue to play what’s on my hard drive. I wish I could enjoy this one.
And before someone says “It’s a life simulator” then I’d probably just play My Time At Portia or Stardew Valley instead. And similarly forcing the player to spend so long repairing the farm was a poor use of my time.
If you enjoyed this review or want to know what I think of other games in the bundle, check out the full review on or subscribe to my Youtube channel: https://youtu.be/j3gs3-4WiQI