[Simply Finished It]

As a kid, I didn't know games could be bad until this thing arrived at my collection. I spent year - literal years - trying to beat this game, a game that I wasn't even sure I was even enjoying. Cut to more than 20 years later and, if not for emulators and save states, I would've never known how this game even ended.
I was very, very underwhelmed. But at least a weight was lifted off my shoulders... Which is something, I guess?

Reviewed on Jun 12, 2023


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