Transcend humanity by canceling all the slices and disregarding the tournament only to be boiled in a giant pot.

Run through a village and throw yourself on a train just to take a photo and help reestablish the local hospital by sending funds to a 12-year-old British princess who only exists to invoke your inner father instincts and make you abandon your honor, gather your belongings and venture into the great land of Britain to never come back.

You can steal, kill and fuck in this game, would never have been able to in real life.

Reviewed on Apr 23, 2024


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