Be a dog. No wait, be a chick. Hmmm...actually, be a panther. No! Be a bear! WAIT, you can be a dinosaur be a dinosaur! Nah, let's be reasonable and be a dog. Okay, now survive in tokyo by eating and mating. Okay, now visit the chicken party that's being held in the forest outside tokyo for funsies. Oh fuck, you died on the way there, now you take control of your baby you got from when you fucked that alpha queen. Now you'll wanna seperate yourself from your father a bit so maybe put these cool glasses on your pomeranian face and wear a schoolgirl outfit. Cute! Yooooo, everything's poisoned. You're poisoned, the food you're eating is poisoned and the only place that isn't poisoned is a district that's overrun with dinosaurs. Okay now you're dead. I told you you should've been the dinosaur!



Also there's a story mode that involves time travel.