LISTEN HERE, MEAN GENE, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, BROTHER. IN 2019 I PLAYED THUNDER IN PARADISE ON THE PHILIPS CD-I IN FRONT OF TEN THOUSAND SCREAMING FANS, JACK. And boy, I never once felt like I actually did anything. The game claims that you can do well enough that you get to play as the character that looks like a thawed out cryogenically frozen nazi super soldier, but I don't know if I believe it. Hulk Hogan yells at you a ton and you sit there wondering if it's even possible to succeed at this game, but then you just win anyhow. Quite an experience.