Arzest has done the impossible: they’ve managed to design one of the most distressingly mediocre games of the year, a game that bears no soul and feels entirely devoid of life, and I’d still play it over Sonic Frontiers

Reviewed on Oct 17, 2023


10 Comments


6 months ago

Yeah, as mid as this looks I have no doubt it'll be 10 times more enjoyable and less embarrassing than Frontiers. Hell, the final DLC update for Frontiers means Superstars won't have to worry about being the worst Sonic game experience of this year, either.
Frontiers looks cool

6 months ago

@Markostyrkes I wouldn’t even call myself a fake Sonic fan, I’m just a fan of good games

6 months ago

Damn

6 months ago

frontiers hate or adventure games hate which is more forced

6 months ago

@killb only one of those games lets you spindash up the side of a skyscraper

6 months ago

Rockman 9, the 2000s era ignorant westoid NES Scene and the Japanese NicoNicoDouga Rockman 2 (especially that fucking stupid as fuck and ironic as shit 'Airman ga Taosenai' song) obsessed scene that led to Rockman 9's conception in the first place, and their consequences have been disasterous to the human race

6 months ago

Flyingomelette was blissfully ignorant as to how dangerous the dreaded NES Scene she rightfully hated would be to games as a whole

6 months ago

Flyingomelette still is not without sin, mainly for gassing up Zanac and its one level it was pretending was actually twelve 5-10 minute levels despite not really having level design and instead relying on an omnipresent enemy spawner affected by picking up powerups and shit affecting some sort of STG rank system, and ground turret fortresses of various shapes and sizes for bosses for all twelve 'levels'.

And also saying that Lufia 2's US release's glitched blacked out room was intended, though at least her reasoning for thinking it was intended and not just a borked localization moment was because of how fucked and overly experimental Lufia 2's puzzles are usually, so it's not completely unreasonable there.

6 months ago

the fuck??