Mario is a little overweight, and his princess obsession is getting old. Bowser is a rapist icon. This game was pretty good but so much of it was insanely easy to the point where I don't know when I was playing the game and when the game was playing itself. Should it feel like that? Is that what fun is? Getting to the goal without actually exerting yourself?

Did I smile? Multiple times. I would even LOL if Mario's nipples could break diamonds in the ice level. But I don't know if the win was earned. Where were the hard bosses?

Can't believe Nintendo finally hired the man to make the dinosaur and the dragon. Were these choices made by the man or did Nintendo tell the man to make lizards. Why is he so good at lizards specifically? Must investigate further.