Sea of thieves feels like a "nothing-game" to me. It is kind of like hanging out in a park. The park in itself may be pretty, there may be some activities you can do there, but overall the park itself has no objective to complete. Going to the park alone offers not much else than a nice break from whatever you were doing, but you can't describe it as "fun". The fun comes when you bring your friends and you start messing around.

The fun doesn't come from the game, it comes from your friends. While Sea of Thieves is charming and has started to introduce storylines, it overall feels pointless. After playing the game for 30 minutes you have seen everything it has to offer. It is one person steering the boat, the others jumping around, emoting or randomly shooting around until you reach your objective, at which point you run to the chest, maybe do some mediocre combat, and return with the treasure which is honestly a pain to drag from your boat to the store.

It's not really fun, and you are not rewarded for your time. There is no progression. Your boat won't change, you cannot find new weapons, there are no upgrades, no nothing. What you spawn in with is what you get. You do all of this to get currency to buy skins. This sounds cool, until you realize most of these same skins can just be bought for real cash. So there is nothing to gain by playing the game.

Reviewed on Sep 09, 2023


2 Comments


7 months ago

Even after all this time it still hasn't gotten sufficient post-launch support?

7 months ago

The game gets updated frequently, and it even has some pretty cool "story modes" you can play through now. There's even one with Jack Sparrow, which is pretty neat. That said, with the inherent design of the game not allowing you to earn anything other than cosmetics, which can also be bought for real cash, anything you do in the game ultimately feels pointless. Playing the story mode just for the story really isn't cutting it in a multiplayer live service game.
The game fails on a fundamental lvl with how it is designed, not because of lack of content or busywork. In the end it doesn't matter if they add more quests or better support, because the core game itself isn't fun.