If you would like to play a game where you’re fighting enemies in indistinguishable arenas, against mumbling villains who you can’t fucking understand, amidst a morass of uninspired missions, strung together by big-budget outsourcing jobs for the cinematics to try to unceremoniously save the wreckage of drama that the game itself hasn’t had the development time to cover; then you’re in luck…but I sure as hell wasn’t. A braindead, bare-bones product of hokey fan-service slop. Greatest of oofs.