Boot up the game on Knight difficulty, thought I was hot shit, you know? Hit the first level, and I got the surprise of my fucking life. I ain't gonna lie to you bruh. I got filtered. I got filtered BAD. How bad? I'm talkin' "Purina Water Filter" bad.

I'm talkin' "industrial grade diesel particulate filter" bad.

Talkin' "Medify MA-25 Air Purifier with H13 True HEPA Filter" bad.

Talkin' "game journalists playing literally anything with a modicum of difficulty" bad.

"Sodium ions attempting to cross the cell membrane from low concentration to high concentration" bad.

"Dodgeball trying to pass through a solid steel wall" bad.

"Working class during the Great Depression" bad.

"Draining pasta with a strainer" bad.

"Ultraviolet radiation across the ozone layer" bad.

"Egyptian army crossing the Red Sea" bad.

"Brazil at the 2014 FIFA World Cup" bad.

So yeah it's some fucked up shit. Cool game tho.