It is a shame that Nintendo put so much work and passion into this, only to have the misfortune of releasing in the same year as Armored Core VI. Poor Zelda is going to be dashed across the rocks and scattered into the wind by the game of the fucking century.
AC SWEEEEEP EVEN GEOFF WILL KNEEL!
AC SWEEEEEP EVEN GEOFF WILL KNEEL!
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Yes!
AC kinda snooze if I’m not gonna lie. I definitely played the game to figure that out
Tsk tsk tsk. All those compromises and "your" review still went down. Was it worth it?
Not that I didn’t hate xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, it felt more like a Fast & Furious movie than a xXx because it was lacking the heavy metal vibe the original movie had.
If I were to write xXx movie, it would be in the tone of the first film, the title would be xXx: Vengeance, and the plot would go something like this:
Picking up where The Return of Xander Cage left off, Xander, Darius, and the team, along with their handler Gibbons, go on a mission where they get compromised and most of the team, save for Gibbons and Nina Dobrev’s character, get killed off by a threat they didn’t see coming, Yorgi and Kolya’s sister, Natalia (I envision Milla Jovovich for the role), a very much alive George Deckert (Willem Dafoe), and the alliance of Anarchy 99 and Deckert’s army.
The film will also delve into Xander’s absence as it is revealed that Natalia sold Xander out to Deckert in an attempt to rid Gibbons’ top agent from thwarting his plans (as seen in State of the Union), but Yelena (Asia Argento) was the only collateral damage in the botched assassination attempt, so Gibbons, having learned that Xander is still alive, faked Xander’s death and put him in hiding until Gibbons finds out who tried to kill him, leading to the events of State of the Union.
In addition, the film will also focus on Darius in between State of the Union and Return of Xander Cage, showcasing the fight that broke Deckert’s jaw that landed him in prison as the shock of his former superior is alive and kicking.
Now, Xander and Darius must confront their pasts in order to save the world.
xXx: Vengeance will feature heavy metal bands, like the first film did, as that was missing in both State of the Union and Return of Xander Cage.
If I were to write xXx movie, it would be in the tone of the first film, the title would be xXx: Vengeance, and the plot would go something like this:
Picking up where The Return of Xander Cage left off, Xander, Darius, and the team, along with their handler Gibbons, go on a mission where they get compromised and most of the team, save for Gibbons and Nina Dobrev’s character, get killed off by a threat they didn’t see coming, Yorgi and Kolya’s sister, Natalia (I envision Milla Jovovich for the role), a very much alive George Deckert (Willem Dafoe), and the alliance of Anarchy 99 and Deckert’s army.
The film will also delve into Xander’s absence as it is revealed that Natalia sold Xander out to Deckert in an attempt to rid Gibbons’ top agent from thwarting his plans (as seen in State of the Union), but Yelena (Asia Argento) was the only collateral damage in the botched assassination attempt, so Gibbons, having learned that Xander is still alive, faked Xander’s death and put him in hiding until Gibbons finds out who tried to kill him, leading to the events of State of the Union.
In addition, the film will also focus on Darius in between State of the Union and Return of Xander Cage, showcasing the fight that broke Deckert’s jaw that landed him in prison as the shock of his former superior is alive and kicking.
Now, Xander and Darius must confront their pasts in order to save the world.
xXx: Vengeance will feature heavy metal bands, like the first film did, as that was missing in both State of the Union and Return of Xander Cage.
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@PKMudkipz >thinks game journalists are gonna enjoy armored bore 6 instead of the same game that one GOTY six years ago
*won
^^ahhh shitt #boom
@PKMudkipz I'll see you after the game awards then if that's the place where the goty is decided. Only when armored core takes home the prize will i sign the apology form. Until then gl lule
@ArabiWasabi "LULE" LULW
ARMOREDCOREBROS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
You can Play Armored Core in Tears of the Kingdom
https://www.tiktok.com/@soulbanana0/video/7232190070214692122?_t=8cInMM2Av8T&_r=1
Can you say the same for AC?
https://www.tiktok.com/@soulbanana0/video/7232190070214692122?_t=8cInMM2Av8T&_r=1
Can you say the same for AC?
@PKMudkipz but can you play Bad Piggies in Armored Core???
well that's... uh...
Comparing AC sales to ToTK sales will be like seeing the Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb meme playing out in real time lmao
100% WIN RATE AT THE GAME AWARDS WOOOO DIDNT I TELL YA WE STAND ON FUCKING TOP
#ACSWEEP
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