Crap but the most entertaining kind of crap you could possibly discover. The king of all Dingo Pictures films with the most garbled translation possible, constant repeating music in the background and some random drunk hobo they got off the street voicing every character in the most slurred and stilted manner possible.

Get a couple of friends and this shit will turn into a blast in no time.

"Round of applause for the unbelievable poooorn!"