Remember when SCI planned to make a PlayStation 2 game based on one of Gerry Anderson's greatest TV shows he ever produced before they canned it in favour of making Game Boy Advance and Game Boy Color games?

I'm sure had they gone ahead and made it, it still would have been far better than this dreadful disaster from the hacks at Blast! that I came across at my school I used to go to (that yes, did have a PS2 there for some reason) that makes a complete mockery of this cult TV classic.

Join International Rescue in their most mundane and dreadfully dull adventures yet as they're reduced to saving sodding cows whilst they battle against egregious timers and praying to God that their Thunderbird doesn't just fucking stops and falls out of the sky for no reason.

See Thunderbird 3 be reduced to playing the world's most boring Asteroid clone that never fucking changes (and speaking of which, the missions all feel the same).

And marvel at graphics that look more like Playdoh than anything Supermarionation.

Thunderbirds on PS2 is a no-go!

Reviewed on Sep 18, 2022


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