I think the most coherent review I could ever write for this is if I screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" into a megaphone until my vocal chords hurt and bashed my keyboard on my desk until every key fell off and then continued to bash it. No other media, let alone a game has ever made me feel this intense of a surge of adrenaline course through my body. The most balls to the wall fun nonsensical action game ever made.