I don’t know why all of these games are being played in a rich kid’s bedroom, but I am here for it. I came up with a backstory as to why this kid could afford to own a Sega Genesis and all of these classic games, along with his own record player, a computer with internet and a skateboard all in his own pretty large bedroom (summary: his parents are divorced and they are both trying to buy his love out of the guilt of their failed marriage).

Obviously, the games collected here are great. They have been great and will continue to be great the next time Sega releases them for the umpteenth time.