"So what's your game about?"

"It's about a Star Trek red shirt who climbs a vertical liminal hellscape of pink ladders leading nowhere while tomatoes with bulging eyes chase after him. With the use of his trusty shovel, he digs up bricks which sometimes allow him to destroy the laws of physics and the evil tomatoes willingly jump into these newly made gaps. Once trapped, the red shirt buries the tomatoes alive by pulling new bricks out of his ass. Also there's a limited supply of oxygen which is used up by climbing ladders because we all know humans can only climb so many rungs in their lives before they collapse from hypoxia."

Reviewed on Jan 07, 2024


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