Let me preface by saying THIS GAME IS ASS.
Every time I boot it up I immediately get sucked in.
The story is easily forgotten as it is mentioned very little, and 90% of the game is filling out a map just to see a vague location of the staff, but it still somehow manages to sink its claws into your flesh and doesn't let go until you defeat that jank ass dragon.
And when I say the story is forgotten, I mean that they never specify how or why the king was poisoned, and whatever the hell a dragon had to do with it.
They don't even tell what became of the king, like did he die or???
As much as I would like to blame it on nostalgia, I refuse to believe an ass game such as this can have this much of a grip on me with fond memories alone.
There must be a divine force at play.
That being said, this game is perfect to play while you're baked. <3
Every time I boot it up I immediately get sucked in.
The story is easily forgotten as it is mentioned very little, and 90% of the game is filling out a map just to see a vague location of the staff, but it still somehow manages to sink its claws into your flesh and doesn't let go until you defeat that jank ass dragon.
And when I say the story is forgotten, I mean that they never specify how or why the king was poisoned, and whatever the hell a dragon had to do with it.
They don't even tell what became of the king, like did he die or???
As much as I would like to blame it on nostalgia, I refuse to believe an ass game such as this can have this much of a grip on me with fond memories alone.
There must be a divine force at play.
That being said, this game is perfect to play while you're baked. <3
cyanplaza
1 month ago
it just never came stateside