I recently adopted a black kitten named Heath. He may just be the cutest cat ever. For such a small boy, Heath has really big features. His ears in particular are massively adorable. Almost everyone I've shown him to agrees that he is too precious for this world. My sister in particular wishes she could catnap him.

Whenever I play a Mario game, Heath takes interest. He'll keep his eyes glued to the screen and sometimes bat at it as well. He did this when I played the first two Paper Marios, Mario Kart Double Dash & Wii, and even Mario Superstar Baseball.

Yet besides that one mouse game I downloaded on my phone, I don't think Heath has taken more interest in any game than with Super Mario Sunshine. I am convinced by this point that Heath simply really loves Mario. For all we know, he's the true Mario loremaster.

Since this game brings out the adorableness of my adorable kitten even more than any other game has, it deserves a perfect score for that reason alone.

And if I can find that mouse game on this site, then I'll be sure to give it even more praise!