You ever try to review white wallpaper, this feels like that.

It's perfectly good wallpaper, but like, how am I supposed to talk about it?

Surely if you grew up with THIS SPECIFIC wallpaper you'd have hundreds of stories about how all the tiny imperfections used to become wonderful illusions in your minds eye and therefore this is the best white wallpaper of all the white wallpapers.

I hate to say it's just you but...

I certainly enjoyed NSMB Wii, I just don't know how to review it beyond trying to make jokes or worthless analogies.

I played it with my boyfriend who grew up with the game. it was nice having that experience with him but it still didn't give me the tunneling brain parasites for this game.

gets a bit bullshit by the last few worlds.
the propeller hat is nice I guess, going back to other Mario games I found myself shaking the ds expecting a spin jump... so there's that.

Reviewed on Sep 01, 2023


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