>Buy the game
>Play it on single player until you're ready to play Online
>Enter to a Random public room
>Everything goes normal until your turn
>Roll 1
>Ok
>Keep rolling 1s until you land on a battle space
>Seagull
>Roll a 1
>Seagull evades with a 2
>Seagull rolls a 7
>Can't survive that shit

Every single game bro