My grandma put my brother in charge of getting me a Christmas gift, from her. So he decided he'd pick this weeby ass big titty game. Thankfully I didn't unwrap that gift first, so at least I had other stuff to immediately shuffle on top of it after I went wide-eyed and started smiling nervously.
"So what'd you get grandson?"
"Oh uhh! A cool portable game - thanks!"
"So what'd you get grandson?"
"Oh uhh! A cool portable game - thanks!"