[Review copied from Steam]
I was looking for a video game, not pseudo-poetry meets agonisingly slow walking sim. This game would've been better off as an overwritten volume of self published indie poetry that you find in an abandoned corner of barnes & noble, with a typewriter font for the title and a blurry picture of a rugged cliff side topped off by a lighthouse on the cover, overlaid with an ageing effect and fake scratches.
Probably THE most pretentious, annoying narrators i've ever had the displeasure of listening to in any piece of media ever. none of his metaphors make any sense, he's overly dramatic, and the story he's telling is about as clear as bog water.
The visuals inside the cave were nice, and the music wasn't terrible. Only get this if you're not bothered by a crawling walking speed.
My life is worse for having played this.
I was looking for a video game, not pseudo-poetry meets agonisingly slow walking sim. This game would've been better off as an overwritten volume of self published indie poetry that you find in an abandoned corner of barnes & noble, with a typewriter font for the title and a blurry picture of a rugged cliff side topped off by a lighthouse on the cover, overlaid with an ageing effect and fake scratches.
Probably THE most pretentious, annoying narrators i've ever had the displeasure of listening to in any piece of media ever. none of his metaphors make any sense, he's overly dramatic, and the story he's telling is about as clear as bog water.
The visuals inside the cave were nice, and the music wasn't terrible. Only get this if you're not bothered by a crawling walking speed.
My life is worse for having played this.