I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! HARD CPU KNUCKLES IS A BITCH ASS MUTHAFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING RINGS! THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS DOGSHIT NONSENSICAL MINIGAMES HE WINS AT AND SAID THEY ARE "Thissss Easssy" AND IM LIKE: "THATS DISGUSTING!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY BACKLOGGD.COM TO SAY HARD KNUCKLES CPU YOU HAVE SHITTY RNG MECHANICS! THEY ARE AS SHIT AS ROLLING FOR A STAR TO WIN IT INSTEAD OF FUCKING BUYING CUZ RINGS ARE USELESS BUT WAYYYYY SHITTIER! AND GUESS WHAT?! HERES WHAT MY PARTY GAMES LOOK LIKE: THATS RIGHT ALL FUN NO BULLSHIT NO "1, 2, 5, G7KINGME ITS NOT TUESDAY PATRICK" LOOK AT IT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO AAA GAMES AND QUALITY ASSURANCE! YOU FUCKED MY ENJOYMENT IN GAMES SO NOW IM GOING FUCK SHOVELWARE!!! THATS RIGHT, THIS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER EMULATOR SPEEDHACK PISS! But im not gonna piss on shovelware im going higher... IM GOING TO PISS ALL OVER BACKLOOOOOOGGD! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW MR PROG?! I PISSED ON BACKLOGGD YOU IDIOT!!! YOU ALL HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL EGGMAN HAS THE PISS DRRRRRROOOOOPLETS HIT WHO EVER IS IN LAST PLACE AFTER SOMEONE GETS A PRECIOUSTONE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING REASON! SO GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!