At a young age, Little Michael had very few aspirations, but he had one very big and important one. He wanted to be really cool, he didn't care how. He wanted to be cool so he could attract the attention of the opposite sex. Little Jeremiah however, lacked drive, vision and ability. So instead of doing something cool, he practiced not practicing his guitar for as long as possible. Then when he turned 8, he used his art degree (real) and his callous, well practiced hands to play the guitar.

The female of his dreams ultimately ended up reciprocating, then rejecting, then reciprocating with our hero Little Walter once again. This says a lot.

Advantages of the game: It has achieved maximal prowess in videogame storytelling and gameplay integrals. I often look back at my own life, think about all the times I did nothing and got everything I want, and then I think about how pathetic Little Earl is with his shitty art degree and fake hallucinated guitar. This game brings me a most great and earnest pleasure.

Disadvantages of the game: The dog speaks. I do not think it is funny or cute or adds anything to the game. Sorry.