Donkey Kong 3… what the meh?
First of the title, where the hell is Donkey Kong 2??? Donkey Kong 3 feels unnatural, like I feel violated just reading the title of Donkey Kong 3, it feels weird.
That’s how I can describe this game, it’s just weird man. New Protagonist named Stanley, he’s fucking boring glad he’s never seen the light of day again, so Donkey Kong has broken into a Greenhouse and it’s our job to stop him, It’s so weird, at this point Mario was stopping Koopas in the sewers but like, could they not have used Mario? What was the constraints here.
Anyway, uh this game is fucking boring, despite the decent graphics and Music. You spray Donkey Kong in the ass and a few insects with an power up and Bonus Flowers that give you extra points, I will admit, there’s a bigger arsenal of enemies than ever before in these games but the gameplay itself is monotonous, at the very least the other 2 Arcade games had some variety but you’ll experience the entire game in 5 Minutes.
Well, that’s all the Arcade games done, finally we can get to the good stuff, now we wonder where did the Mario Bros go after they stomped the hell out of the Koopas?
First of the title, where the hell is Donkey Kong 2??? Donkey Kong 3 feels unnatural, like I feel violated just reading the title of Donkey Kong 3, it feels weird.
That’s how I can describe this game, it’s just weird man. New Protagonist named Stanley, he’s fucking boring glad he’s never seen the light of day again, so Donkey Kong has broken into a Greenhouse and it’s our job to stop him, It’s so weird, at this point Mario was stopping Koopas in the sewers but like, could they not have used Mario? What was the constraints here.
Anyway, uh this game is fucking boring, despite the decent graphics and Music. You spray Donkey Kong in the ass and a few insects with an power up and Bonus Flowers that give you extra points, I will admit, there’s a bigger arsenal of enemies than ever before in these games but the gameplay itself is monotonous, at the very least the other 2 Arcade games had some variety but you’ll experience the entire game in 5 Minutes.
Well, that’s all the Arcade games done, finally we can get to the good stuff, now we wonder where did the Mario Bros go after they stomped the hell out of the Koopas?