To anyone who manages to find this game and this review, I congratulate you for finding your way down to the depths of hell.

Why is this game so bad? Well not only does the characters move like morons (aka, towards the zombies), the game is legit unplayable without spending more money because the game likes to think you're psychic and make a zombie hit you before the camera has even fucking turned around for a millisecond.
Something like that gives me the impression this was designed to eat up your coins, and that doesn't fly with me.