you don't need to be a bethesda game (although there is definitely a way to beat them at their own game if you are brave)

you don't need to be new vegas again (even though it is obvious that's what you are trying to be)

you just have to be SOMETHING

why are you so reluctant to be anything at all

you are the lorax movie on repeat for thirty hours, followed by a smarmy grin and a "i hope that gave you a lot to think about"