It's always an amazing moment when you realize you've found a game that you'll be playing for the rest of your life. The bitter winds of Skyrim; the tranquil environs of Stardew Valley; and now, the quiet sands of Desert Golfing. An incredible game that's emblematic of what mobile gaming does best. No frills, nothing fancy, just mindless fun. It's right on the tin: you're in a massive, endless desert, and you're golfing. What more could you ask for?

Too many mobile games nowadays try to suck you into an endless progression loop that, at a certain point, demands you cough up real-world money in order to advance. Even if it's not progression, many games will entice you with pricy cosmetics to customize your experience. Here, you can see where a more cynical developer would insert these micro transactions if they were making the game today. Special premium holes, custom balls, fancy ball contrails, new environments to purchase.

There's none of that here. You get your one regular golf ball, and an endless desert to play in. It's beautiful. So simple and pure, a perfect game to pop on a podcast and just play.

Desert Golfing will forever be installed on my phone, and will be something I always come back to when I have 5 minutes to kill or a podcast to catch up on. It doesn't insist upon itself, trying to suck up every moment of your spare time. The epitome of a gaming philosophy that I wish more games, especially free mobile ones, embraced: here when you want it, and not a second more.

Reviewed on Apr 10, 2024


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