The words "tree simulator 2020" and "unrivalled kino" are actually synonyms in the Oxford English dictionary.

When I opened "tree simulator 2020", my eyes were blessed with the greatest graphics known to man. My room was lit up with the amber glow of the gorgeous American sunrise on a sturdy poplar evergreen.

When I say you could get 1000+ hours of gameplay out of this, it's a damn understatement. You would have to be a fool to underestimate the cultural impact "tree simulator" will have on society as a whole for years to come.


This is the ideal video game. No liberal "people" of color, "woke" politics, nasty feminist agenda or leftist commie rhetoric. Just mother nature, as the one true Christian god intended.

Reviewed on Apr 30, 2024


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