I thought Zaeed was kinda cool when I first met him but then I got him back to the ship and this MF starts telling all these cringey stories everytime I look at any object in his musty ass room for more than a second. "Oh that paperclip? I once killed three krogans inside an elevator with that thing for looking at me funny. Didn't even break a sweat. Did I mention how much money I have? (also 6 foot tall by the way)" Shut the fuck up bro your companion mission is boring as hell and you literally join my crew after two dialogue choices outside a parking lot, stop tryna act tough. Why would anyone pick this guy when the top G Grunt is available as a companion.

Reviewed on Aug 09, 2023


2 Comments


8 months ago

yeah but hes just a guy

8 months ago

that's just a guy