I just beat this game and yet I can’t believe it is real. You mean there is a fresh new 2D Mario game where unlike the “New” games of old, no two levels play nor look the same and each has their own unique dreamlike challenge gauntlet, throws you 12 friggin characters to play as AND has commentator flowers that talk in Brazilian Portuguese? Is a game as insane as this even allowed to be real?

…… am I real???