Customer #1 : [At Marshall Law's restaurant he owns] Man, the food here sucks!

Customer #2 : We have to pay for this?

Marshall Law : [Walks over] What did you just say?

Customer #1 : [Pounds the table] You heard me, I said this food sucks! You expect us to eat this stuff?

Marshall Law : What do you mean it sucks?

Customer #1 : This pepper beef is too damn spicy!

Marshall Law : [Punches the customer and taste tests the beef] What are you talking about? This is good!

[Customer walks up behind Law and smashes a bottle over his head]

Marshall Law: You...

[Fight breaks out]

[Cut to a newspaper clip, with a headline stating "Marshall China Goes Out of Business"]

[Martial arts students yelling in time with punches]

Marshall Law: [Training his students at a dojo] No, no, no. Put more anger into it! [Enthusiastic grunting and punching]

[Students yell in time with punches as before, but more enthusiastically]

Marshall Law: [Panning shot revealing that the dojo is located where his now closed restaurant used to be] Yeah! That's more like it! Now lower your stance a bit more, and...

[Chinese gong]

Reviewed on Aug 26, 2020


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