I don’t want to make a habit out of abandoning games, but my god is this game almost unplayable. It wouldn’t be so rough if the controls were even slightly responsive.

Or if the way you interact with objects actually fucking worked. But no. This game is so broken that almost nothing happened the way it was supposed to, and it punishes you so damn hard for its own mistakes.

Like, if you’ve saved your game early on with one life left, you better hope you can make that shit stretch. Or else you’re gonna pay the price the entire game as you have to watch the death animation play out a billion times.

What a load of Kaka. Absolute dookie.