Rune Factory 4, 30 minutes in: "Uwaaaah!" (ᗒᗣᗕ) *clumsily falls and presses both asscheeks on the camera*
Rune Factory 4, 10 hours in: "The world is dying and I am dying. I sacrificed the lives of my friends centuries ago to extend my lifespan but I am living on borrowed time. Please, for the love of the world and for the love of your country, find my friends, now twisted into horrible monsters, and undo the spell that I have wrought. Grant them all this final blessing of mercy." *writhes in agony while the head butler judges a level 3 potato*
Rune Factory 4, 10 hours in: "The world is dying and I am dying. I sacrificed the lives of my friends centuries ago to extend my lifespan but I am living on borrowed time. Please, for the love of the world and for the love of your country, find my friends, now twisted into horrible monsters, and undo the spell that I have wrought. Grant them all this final blessing of mercy." *writhes in agony while the head butler judges a level 3 potato*