I played this game for a short burst during October at the behest of a friend who wanted me to stream something a little spooky. I booted up the first level, expecting myself to be smarter than this old, classic video game, and then found myself getting my salad tossed 4 different ways before I even managed to get inside the building. I'm competitive, I'm spiteful and I love a game that hates me. This is it. When I return to it, I expect it'll climb to 5 stars.