Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Cody.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run into the ring and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth cross rhodes and that gorgeous disaster kick. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough first WWE run, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the ring, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the WWE and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you make a name for yourself in the indies, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then alas, you did, my sweet baby boy returned home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You finished your story and beat Roman Reigns to win the WWE undisputed championship and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WRESTLING HAS MORE THAN ONE ROYAL FAMILY!" Not only have you changed the game of professional wrestling and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Cody Rhodes.