Alright here's more enjoyable activities instead of striving with this games awful pc port you can do: go to the Brooklyn, find Sam Houser there then punish him for what he did to the pc gamers for years(chop his dick off, break his fingers and backbone and be sure he is never going to make a pc port again). Then go to the Absurd Ventures Studios find Sam's brother Dan do exactly the same things and wait for cops to arrive. Let them arrest you, end up in a jail and live rest of your life knowing you did a thing good for pc gamer community.