This game walked so anything past 2003 with boobs could walk.

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is a spin-off of the franchise Dead or Alive, it happens after Dead or Alive 3 to be precise.
This game is obviously about Volleyball, it might not be the best Volleyball sports simulation title out there but honestly, it does the job, I'm no Volleyball expert but it plays alright you just have to pass the ball to your teammate and try to do some badass ball smash combos or whatever. But playing Volleyball is fine for like 1/2 hour at best, after that you kinda just need a bit more y'know, you need some mini-games because it's a spinoff it's obviously about mini-games, unfortunately the only minigames here are some random casino junk that you just see everywhere like blackjack, roulette and whatnot, the only original minigame is the pool one where you have to time your jump to walk across the pool on small pool floating thing and all just to get a few coins.
Yeah, coins it's kind of the only "goal" of the campaign, you collect coins by doing casino stuff or playing volleyball stuff, and with the coins you obviously buy some sexy skimpy swimsuit and cute accessories and other items that you can gift to girls to make them stay as your partner longer, that's kinda it.

Yep, not much to do in this game, it's not bad by any means it's a volleyball game about breast physics and it's exactly what I got and I'm happy with it, I just kinda wish it had more to make me play more of it, just playing volleyball match just to get nothing at the end is kinda boring.
Though there are some unique and positive points about the game, the characters can tan if they don't wear sunscreen, that's right red dead redemption 2 in 2003 they made something sooo realistic that you've never done before, Xtreme Beach Volleyball deserves to be crowned the new king of video game realism, plus the boobs physics, truly a marvelous title for its time, a pioneer to the game industry as a whole, god bless you Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
The game also features an entire soundtrack of real-world music, that's right it's a game with Reel Big Fish in it, crazy. Also supposedly I saw that in the manual of the game, you can copy songs from a CD with your Xbox and then play them in-game, big if true.

Overall a really original yet unoriginal spinoff of an original yet unoriginal franchise, only Team Ninja would have the balls to make this game.

Reviewed on Oct 04, 2023


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