Scoring 0/5 on my “one star means it’s stuff worth it” method, eastward is upsetting.
It’s beautiful!
The character designs are charming!
The music is a constant rotation of bops!
The gameplay, when you get to, ya know, play it, is fun!
Unfortunately every single time you get into the groove it SCREECHES to a halt for several minutes of inane dialog. It’s no epic tale, no real story so much. Just blah blah blah.
I really wanted to like this one but I just cannot be bothered to try to stick around.
It’s beautiful!
The character designs are charming!
The music is a constant rotation of bops!
The gameplay, when you get to, ya know, play it, is fun!
Unfortunately every single time you get into the groove it SCREECHES to a halt for several minutes of inane dialog. It’s no epic tale, no real story so much. Just blah blah blah.
I really wanted to like this one but I just cannot be bothered to try to stick around.