Bringing this back from the Hollywood Video and putting it in the Xbox, I just knew that something wasn't right. I'd put in a hundred hours in the first two games, but no one I knew who was into those games was as excited for this. I mean, it's Serious Sam II! Think about all the wild stuff that could mean!

Yeah, turns out what it meant was "what if halo was bad and chatty." My friend and I played it for an hour, before just calmly going "maaaaaan" and taking it back.