came back to this to finish the remaining trophies i had left for platinum. don't especially feel like repeating what i said in my original review, but i will say that i feel like i take crazy pills any time someone doesn't hate this game. i really cannot even remotely understand the other side where people enjoy this game in spite of its faults, and that's a very rare thing for me to encounter these days.

i miss nuanced writing in these games. i miss when characters had explicit motivations and goals. and, man, i miss when raphael didn't mention amy every single line.