its like what if cavia made a pokemon game except they locked the bathroom door while yoko taro was in there to keep him from making it perverted and evil. most everyone's kinda ugly and it runs at like 10fps, moving around feels sorta off but in a way that becomes deeply inexplicably compelling, they find a lot of clever ways to bake texture into the environments without needing to make billions of new assets, and there's a bit where expository dialogue happens automatically while you run along a fancy corridor. idk man i really genuinely loved every single moment and you know that's saying something because i went into it thinking i was going to hate it and then without my even realizing it the good time hat was on my head and i was constantly climbing into places i shouldnt be and bathing my mareep and making fucked up sandwiches and grinding for a shiny froslass, playing through the whole game significantly underlevelled and getting my ass kicked over and over again and having a blast.

Reviewed on Dec 17, 2022


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