I don't know how my urb-ex, philosophy major, horrorcore music enjoyer ass would not be edging throughout the splendiferous sixty hours it took me to suckle down every droplet of juice this game that's as meaty as 2B's ass. The amusement park, the plot twists, the Yakuza-esque side quests, the final ascent, the religion and existentialism seeping from every cracked building. This game possibly shaped my taste in media, my passions and my path in life. Goddamn masterpiece.