My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a cheque for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Reviewed on Oct 18, 2023


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6 months ago

This is what happens when people elect politicians who put public schools in charge of teaching kids about Peruvian flute band scams. Public school teachers just don't teach it, then you're arrested and sent to Peru by the same government that failed to teach you about the law against Peruvian flute bands that you didn't even know about cuz they didn't tell you. I hope you get home safe, write a memoir so the world can hear your story.