as vapid as this game and its fuckmassive Nation of Copy Pasted Shit is, blowing shit up is indeed fun

I used to set alarms for the next day so I could watch more of the Pokemon TV. I was a very dumb child.

this game pushed me to the brink

what do you get out of this purchase that isnt in 5

From meta to genuinely heartwarming and memorable from start to finish, this is one game I'll never replay again because I'm sentimental enough to take the words of a video game flower seriously.

(We miss you, Steve)