I had expected to complain mostly about what a stupid idea it was to abandon the tile-based gameplay of the last two Froggers, just to make yet another generic early-2000s platformer. And it was a stupid idea, but I wasn't prepared for this to be so insufferably awful even as it freely borrows from every other game ever made. There isn't a single fun moment in the entire thing; every single aspect is a complete failure, even down to the voice acting and music. It plays like shit, it looks like shit, with level design ripped straight out of Superman 64, and all the storytelling depth of a Lucky Charms commercial, with none of the charisma. You've played better terrible licensed GBA games. Total creatively bankrupt, cynical garbage.