My previous assessment of this game’s writing still holds up. Seemingly based on a middle-schooler's idea of what's cool and funny, Borderlands 2 is a cringey, deeply embarrassing time capsule of my tastes at age 13. It's not all bad, it made me crack a smile once or twice, but it definitely misses more than it hits. Every time they say the word “badass” in this game I can see those fucking sunglasses in my mind’s eye.

It's a joy to play, though. This is the only looter shooter I could ever get into, where each drop is so radically different from whatever you're currently using that you’ll never get bored. Every weapon in this game looks and functions like a child's drawing of a firearm, and I mean this as a compliment. These delightful cartoon guns are mixed with a handful of interesting skill trees and a variety of enemy types to make for some pretty damn fun combat. The bones of this game are solid enough that I can forgive the unlistenable dialogue.

Reviewed on Apr 02, 2024


2 Comments


1 month ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT RANDY PITCHFORD IMAGE.

That aside, yeah: This game is so cringe but I don't think anything in the genre it spawned actually trumps it.

1 month ago

I don't think later self-described looter-shooters really have that much in common with borderlands tbh? they don't really capture what's fun about it in any case. there's more to it than just number go up