yeah the story is stupid SO WHAT this is so fun! a game with SHMUP mentality of tearing your guts out and asking if you're tough enough to try again. the only thing it promises is the level will be under 5 minutes for 99% of the game. sometimes the touch screen mechanics make you feel like God and sometimes you have no idea what exact pixel motion the game expects of you. this is absolutely a flawed game, but it's made from passion. the story was absolutely an afterthought and it's amazing how quickly it devolves into "what?" but i just pretended i was playing touhou and everything felt okay. derek stiles is himbo-coded btw