Jingling keys for the millennial gamer nostalgia crowd, right down to the deeply ineffective casting of the original turtle voice actors, but then TMNT as an overall enterprise has always stunk of desperation so it's to be expected. And if you absolutely must pander, pandering via one of the great beat-em-ups of its time is probably the way to do it. A simple experience born from a simple experience, aiming for and achieving little more than co-op goodness.

Save for the music, though, the sound design really is awful. Am I repeatedly slamming a Foot Soldier into the ground or am I throwing creampuffs at a wall?